There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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