So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Randomize
