Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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