check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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