So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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