a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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