That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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