im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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