Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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