just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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