yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
