Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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