I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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