just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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