When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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