Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You took a bar mat shot.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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