so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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