So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
