he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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