y did u give ur computer a hand job?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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