He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
