Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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