I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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