i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
whose ass print is on the piano?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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