I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Randomize
