Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I had to cum in my sink.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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