I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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