I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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