how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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