She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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