walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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