dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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