I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize