i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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