Kareoke will never be a sober sport
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
