Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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