Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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