You can't motorboat a personality
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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