there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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