No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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