a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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