We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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