Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
where am i from again
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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