You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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