And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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