stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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