You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
me + whiskey = a bad person
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
