She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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