if you like me you must not know who I am
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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