you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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