I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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