i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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